1 00:00:35,452 --> 00:00:37,386 Hey, Doc. 2 00:00:37,420 --> 00:00:39,547 Found something you might be interested in. 3 00:01:04,665 --> 00:01:06,800 All right, what's so important that... 4 00:01:06,867 --> 00:01:09,803 - That's my shirt. - Is it? Found it in that box. 5 00:01:10,003 --> 00:01:12,339 - Take it off. You're stretching it out! - What do you care? 6 00:01:12,439 --> 00:01:14,174 It's been in a box for 20 years. 7 00:01:14,341 --> 00:01:15,809 Are you throwing this stuff out? 8 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:18,545 'Cause who can't use another sweater vest? 9 00:01:18,645 --> 00:01:20,981 - Cool guys? - It's way too tight. You look ridiculous. 10 00:01:21,114 --> 00:01:22,883 - Yeah, you look great. - Insults. 11 00:01:22,983 --> 00:01:24,952 That's why you called me away from my spring cleaning? 12 00:01:25,052 --> 00:01:26,386 No. Check this out. 13 00:01:26,453 --> 00:01:29,623 Well, it's old, but we could probably get a few bucks for it. 14 00:01:29,723 --> 00:01:32,226 - Good find. - Not the camera, what I found inside it. 15 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:34,428 Hello, Rusty... 16 00:01:34,561 --> 00:01:38,498 - It's Grandpa! He's alive! - And trapped in the phantom zone. 17 00:01:38,732 --> 00:01:41,034 I was just kidding. Jezz, I'm not a 'tard. 18 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:43,170 You were always such a little video buff... 19 00:01:43,237 --> 00:01:47,274 Once! I told him once I wanted to make videos. Next thing you know... 20 00:01:47,341 --> 00:01:49,509 every holiday it's cameras, "How-to" books... 21 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:53,413 See, Pop, I've been meaning to tell you, I'm not really that into neckerchiefs. 22 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:56,183 - You wear them well. - Wait. What did he say? Go back. 23 00:01:57,351 --> 00:02:01,421 What I have to tell you is a matter of the gravest importance, Rusty. 24 00:02:01,521 --> 00:02:04,925 It has to do with those mysterious, deep space radio signals. 25 00:02:05,058 --> 00:02:08,262 You know, the ones I received back when you were just a boy. 26 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:13,734 But what does it mean? 27 00:02:13,901 --> 00:02:16,570 You can't walk on the red ones 'cause they're lava. 28 00:02:16,770 --> 00:02:18,739 Rusty, please! 29 00:02:18,939 --> 00:02:24,378 Well, after ten long years, I finally translated the broadcasts. 30 00:02:24,511 --> 00:02:27,281 I found something extraordinary! 31 00:02:27,347 --> 00:02:32,286 A message from far across time and space, addressed to me personally. 32 00:02:32,552 --> 00:02:37,090 It has to do with my latest invention, the greatest of my career or anyone's, 33 00:02:37,190 --> 00:02:38,927 which I completed only a week ago! 34 00:02:39,034 --> 00:02:40,302 Turn it up. I smell money. 35 00:02:40,460 --> 00:02:45,299 They warned me that mankind was still too immature to be trusted with it. 36 00:02:45,399 --> 00:02:49,169 They told me to dismantle it before it got into the wrong hands. 37 00:02:49,369 --> 00:02:52,239 But they also told me that the fate of the planet 38 00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:55,909 hinged upon my machine being activated once. 39 00:02:56,109 --> 00:02:58,345 That's why I've scattered the main components 40 00:02:58,412 --> 00:03:01,815 in secret locations across the globe, so no one... 41 00:03:02,716 --> 00:03:04,451 Someone's coming! They know! 42 00:03:07,888 --> 00:03:11,291 False alarm. Okay. Get a pen. 43 00:03:12,592 --> 00:03:13,860 Once assembled, 44 00:03:13,961 --> 00:03:17,497 the device must be activated at precisely midnight in New York City, 45 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:20,434 on May 4 of your 44th year. 46 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:23,737 - Doc, that's, like, tomorrow. - Should I fail to live to see that day, 47 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:27,507 it will be up to you, Rusty. Good luck, Godspeed, 48 00:03:27,607 --> 00:03:30,410 and go, Team Venture! 49 00:03:30,610 --> 00:03:33,547 First base is on Spider Skull Island. Damn it, my brother! 50 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:36,583 - Big man. - Yes, Dean, you're a big man now. 51 00:03:36,650 --> 00:03:39,720 Brock and I... Ladysmith Black Mambazo! 52 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:43,824 Step back! I have traveled from an incredibly distant star 53 00:03:43,924 --> 00:03:45,926 to observe the ways of your planet. 54 00:03:46,093 --> 00:03:48,228 - I can feel it in my chewies. - You have the honor 55 00:03:48,428 --> 00:03:51,198 of representing your entire race as my sample subjects. 56 00:03:51,398 --> 00:03:54,001 There's a 12-foot man in our pool pointing a beam at my head. 57 00:03:54,101 --> 00:03:56,370 - Do something? - Whispering is futile! 58 00:03:56,603 --> 00:04:00,340 The Grand Galactic Inquisitor hears all, sees all! 59 00:04:00,507 --> 00:04:03,176 Look, we don't have time for this, okay? We're on a very tight... 60 00:04:03,343 --> 00:04:04,878 Do not speak to me! 61 00:04:04,945 --> 00:04:08,315 Do not alter your normal human behavior in any way! 62 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:12,152 You know not the elaborate criteria by which you are to be judged. 63 00:04:12,219 --> 00:04:16,256 Ignore my presence and go about your earthly business! 64 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:21,661 Here are some hand turkeys from Thanksgiving, 1968 65 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:23,764 and a bunch of your old homeworks. 66 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:28,235 Neat! You wrote a fan letter to the Herculoids when you were ten?! 67 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:31,738 Hey, horses! It's not a fan letter. 68 00:04:31,872 --> 00:04:34,708 He calls them hippies for not fighting in Vietnam. 69 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:36,209 Ignore me! 70 00:04:36,309 --> 00:04:39,146 Swing around back and have the X-2 running. I'll only be a minute. 71 00:04:40,213 --> 00:04:42,582 He'll never even know we were here. 72 00:04:53,994 --> 00:04:55,429 �Qu� es eso? 73 00:05:02,402 --> 00:05:04,504 Ahoy! Who goes there? 74 00:05:09,109 --> 00:05:10,977 Jeez, it's you people. 75 00:05:11,178 --> 00:05:13,947 - It's that ghost pirate again! - Who isn't a ghost. 76 00:05:14,047 --> 00:05:16,516 - Or a pirate even really. - What are you doing here? 77 00:05:16,616 --> 00:05:18,919 Yeah, well, you never seem to use the boat, 78 00:05:19,019 --> 00:05:23,824 so I kinda started sleeping here, only a couple of nights a week at first. 79 00:05:23,890 --> 00:05:27,494 You try finding a job with nothing on your resume but fake ghost pirate. 80 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:29,563 - Get to the point. - Yeah, yeah, jeez. 81 00:05:29,629 --> 00:05:32,899 Anyhoo, I wakes up one day and there's this little fella standing there 82 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:36,937 and he tells me it's his boat now, 'cause your pa 'et him up when he was wee. 83 00:05:37,137 --> 00:05:38,939 He hired me on as his ship's captain, 84 00:05:39,039 --> 00:05:42,309 so really it's kinda more my boat than yours at this point. 85 00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:46,179 Met her last week in Ibiza. At Fiesta Scientifico. 86 00:05:46,413 --> 00:05:48,548 - It's not serious. - That was last week? 87 00:05:48,648 --> 00:05:51,451 Damn Post Office must've lost my invitation. 88 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:53,854 I'm sure. Here we are. 89 00:05:54,087 --> 00:05:57,824 So, let's have a look at this famous tape of yours. 90 00:05:58,024 --> 00:05:59,759 It will be up to you, Rusty. 91 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:04,264 Good luck, Godspeed, and go, Team Venture! 92 00:06:04,431 --> 00:06:06,032 That part always chokes me up. 93 00:06:06,099 --> 00:06:08,201 Well I did have a pitch at the Pentagon tomorrow, 94 00:06:08,301 --> 00:06:09,636 but I guess I can move it. 95 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:11,371 This seems pretty important. 96 00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:15,575 Who invited you?! Just lend us the damn boat for a few hours! 97 00:06:15,675 --> 00:06:17,410 You can't do this alone, Rust. 98 00:06:17,511 --> 00:06:20,981 Three more pieces scattered around the globe? 99 00:06:21,148 --> 00:06:23,917 - In 16 hours? - What are you thinking? Two teams? 100 00:06:24,084 --> 00:06:26,086 - Brock! - Three. You take the X-1. 101 00:06:26,186 --> 00:06:28,021 The captain and I'll take the X-2. 102 00:06:28,121 --> 00:06:30,991 The boys can pick up the fourth piece in the X-X-1. 103 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:34,294 - We'll rendezvous in New York. - Hello! Who's running this show?! 104 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:35,695 Everyone ready? 105 00:06:35,896 --> 00:06:37,731 Go, Team Venture! 106 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:43,670 So much cooler than ours. 107 00:06:43,837 --> 00:06:46,239 We got to get uncle JJ to make one of these for pop. 108 00:06:46,339 --> 00:06:50,277 Space Invaders! He's got Space Invaders in the lounge! 109 00:06:50,343 --> 00:06:52,012 And he's got a lounge! 110 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:55,982 Jesus Jones! 111 00:06:56,616 --> 00:06:58,418 Now there was a band... 112 00:06:58,618 --> 00:07:00,687 Yippers, back in the summer of '91. 113 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:03,723 We all thought they was going to be the future of rock and roll. 114 00:07:03,823 --> 00:07:05,625 - They sound great. - Were great. 115 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:09,396 - They're not around anymore? - No, sir, not so's anyone'd notice it. 116 00:07:11,598 --> 00:07:13,166 I'll throw up. 117 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:17,370 Quest Bell One. This is Jonas Venture Jr. 118 00:07:17,470 --> 00:07:19,606 Request permission to board. 119 00:07:34,421 --> 00:07:36,756 Come on, Rusty. Keep it up. 120 00:07:36,856 --> 00:07:38,391 I can help, pop. 121 00:07:38,525 --> 00:07:41,561 No, Jonas! No! I was doing fine! Let go! 122 00:07:41,661 --> 00:07:44,564 - I don't want your help! - Wake up, Doc. 123 00:07:44,731 --> 00:07:46,266 Wake up! We're almost there. 124 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:48,702 I thought I was done with those crappy dreams. 125 00:07:48,868 --> 00:07:50,237 That was a weird one. 126 00:07:50,370 --> 00:07:53,306 - Great. You can read my mind. - Ignore me! 127 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:55,942 Yes, I can. 128 00:07:57,811 --> 00:08:00,180 Hello! Colonel Gentleman? 129 00:08:00,914 --> 00:08:02,582 - Where are you? - Are you home? 130 00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:04,384 Maybe he's not here. 131 00:08:04,451 --> 00:08:06,319 Pop said he'd radio him we were coming. 132 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:09,789 Pop forgets my name half the time. Come on. Let's look around. 133 00:08:09,956 --> 00:08:11,758 Maybe he left, like, a note or something. 134 00:08:13,026 --> 00:08:14,227 Found him! 135 00:08:14,427 --> 00:08:18,031 Colonel Gentleman? Hi. It's Hank and Dean Venture. 136 00:08:18,164 --> 00:08:19,899 We're here for... 137 00:08:30,210 --> 00:08:32,946 - Are you cops? - Cops? Us? 138 00:08:35,882 --> 00:08:38,118 Are... you... cops? 139 00:08:38,218 --> 00:08:41,288 Let me handle this, chairman. No, sir. We ain't Five-O. 140 00:08:44,291 --> 00:08:46,393 - You holding? - No, we ain't captain. 141 00:08:46,493 --> 00:08:47,627 Holding? 142 00:08:47,827 --> 00:08:50,664 We're just looking for an old gizmo about yay big. 143 00:08:50,764 --> 00:08:54,234 Few years back this fella's old man left it with your old man. 144 00:08:54,467 --> 00:08:57,003 - My old man? - Yes. Your father was... 145 00:08:57,971 --> 00:09:00,740 Don't you talk about my father! 146 00:09:03,410 --> 00:09:04,678 Don't touch him! 147 00:09:04,778 --> 00:09:07,714 You can't get cooties from a dead body, Dean. That's a total myth. 148 00:09:07,914 --> 00:09:10,116 Not cooties, Hank. Clueties. 149 00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:14,020 We need to preserve the crime scene because I smell a mystery. 150 00:09:14,254 --> 00:09:18,291 Well, I smell dead guy. We don't have time for mystery, Sherlock Homo. 151 00:09:18,491 --> 00:09:22,095 If we don't find that piece of Grandpa's thing, then... then... 152 00:09:22,495 --> 00:09:24,898 Wait. What happens if we don't find that piece of Grandpa's thing? 153 00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:26,066 I don't know. 154 00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:37,243 All right, all right. Just put the gun down, will ya? 155 00:09:37,377 --> 00:09:40,613 You wouldn't want to hurt the doctor, would ya? 156 00:09:40,780 --> 00:09:42,582 You're a doctor? 157 00:09:42,816 --> 00:09:46,619 Well, I... I'm not a medical doctor. I just have a PhD. 158 00:09:46,753 --> 00:09:51,658 That's right. He's a doctor. And he can write you a prescription for... 159 00:09:51,891 --> 00:09:53,793 anything you might need. 160 00:09:53,893 --> 00:09:55,428 Right. 161 00:09:55,628 --> 00:09:58,164 What seems to be the trouble, Mr. Quest? 162 00:10:01,701 --> 00:10:03,536 I'm in real pain. 163 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:08,541 Check this out. 164 00:10:08,641 --> 00:10:12,879 "Dear diary, another dreary party at the Frost's flat, 165 00:10:13,012 --> 00:10:16,182 but, oh, the bitches were in rare form tonight." 166 00:10:16,383 --> 00:10:18,718 Skip ahead. Maybe later he talks about Grandpa's thing. 167 00:10:18,918 --> 00:10:21,621 Wait. There's some kind of a list. Could be a clue. 168 00:10:21,888 --> 00:10:25,458 "Toys Colonel Gentleman wishes he had when he was a lad." 169 00:10:25,558 --> 00:10:27,794 But they weren't invented yet. 170 00:10:28,728 --> 00:10:31,965 Micronauts, Scooby-Doo Monster Game... 171 00:10:32,098 --> 00:10:35,668 Which Witch, AT-AT Imperial Walker. 172 00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:37,971 Stay Alive, The Survival Game. 173 00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:39,439 What is that, code? 174 00:10:39,506 --> 00:10:42,375 "Colonel Gentleman's good names for an imaginary friend." 175 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:45,712 "Colonel Gentleman's Hollywood actresses who need a smack in the mouth." 176 00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:49,015 They go on and on. This is a crazy person's diary. 177 00:10:52,619 --> 00:10:55,388 You found it! Good eye, Hank. 178 00:10:56,923 --> 00:10:58,725 Venture 2 to Venture 1! 179 00:10:58,858 --> 00:11:01,428 We're coming in for a landing! Do you copy? 180 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:04,330 Roger, Venture 2. You're clear for landing. 181 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:06,032 Next stop, New York. 182 00:11:06,232 --> 00:11:10,036 Stop your sourpussing. We got what you needed. 183 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:15,975 One Impossible Plaza. 184 00:11:16,075 --> 00:11:18,545 Worldwide headquarters of Impossible Industries 185 00:11:18,645 --> 00:11:22,048 and allegedly the most technologically advanced skyscraper in the nation. 186 00:11:22,248 --> 00:11:23,183 Yeah, so? 187 00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:27,787 But what stood in this very spot 20 years ago? Anyone? 188 00:11:27,887 --> 00:11:32,058 It was Venture Industries World Headquarters, thank you. 189 00:11:32,258 --> 00:11:36,095 Somewhere in that foundation is the last piece of my father's little puzzle. 190 00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:39,699 And Professor Impossible's just going to let you dig up his basement. 191 00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:41,835 How about you stick to the heavy lifting 192 00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:44,704 and leave the heavy thinking to the super scientist? 193 00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:47,607 Doc's got something even my brother doesn't have. 194 00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:49,609 Someone on the inside. 195 00:11:52,679 --> 00:11:55,048 Going somewhere, Sally? 196 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:58,151 I just have to pick a few things up at the store, Richard. 197 00:11:58,318 --> 00:12:00,487 Stop that nonsense. I'll send a man out. 198 00:12:00,687 --> 00:12:03,690 - Just type up a little list and... - No, I want to go. 199 00:12:03,790 --> 00:12:05,859 I need some fresh air. 200 00:12:06,125 --> 00:12:08,595 Well, all right. I'll allow it this one time. 201 00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:11,498 - Will you be taking the child? - Ned's going to watch him. 202 00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:15,235 I'm not really... comfortable with that. 203 00:12:15,301 --> 00:12:16,603 Why not? 204 00:12:16,769 --> 00:12:19,239 He's retarded, Sally. You've seen Of Mice and Men. 205 00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:23,142 You know what can happen. Please! Can't you just leave the child with Huggy? 206 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:27,247 Stop calling him the child, Richard! His name is Rocket! 207 00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:30,216 And I'm not leaving him with your crappy robot! 208 00:12:30,383 --> 00:12:32,585 Sally, why, that's almost churlish. 209 00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:35,989 And you're visible. What's this really about? 210 00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:39,025 You can't replace family with a robot, Richard. 211 00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:41,761 We need real human affection. 212 00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:45,765 That's why Huggy's programmed to simulate it, sweetness. 213 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:51,371 Please, Richard. Let me go. 214 00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:55,675 Yes, yes. Perhaps the fresh air will... 215 00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:58,912 calm the... female... 216 00:12:59,045 --> 00:13:02,582 Don't strain yourself, Richard. Goodbye. 217 00:13:04,350 --> 00:13:06,352 Real human affection. 218 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:09,722 Perhaps a pill or a burst of Gamma radiation or... 219 00:13:09,856 --> 00:13:14,460 Wait a minute. Sally, wait! Would you like some company? 220 00:13:25,872 --> 00:13:27,974 Hello again... Sally. 221 00:13:28,207 --> 00:13:29,442 Dr. Venture! 222 00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:34,447 When you called me, I couldn't believe it. You never answered any of my letters. 223 00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:38,084 I worried you'd forgotten me and moved on but I never gave up hope. 224 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:42,455 The only thing that made my life bearable, was the hope that someday 225 00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:44,791 you'd come for me and Rocket. 226 00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:46,225 Where is your boy Ruck... 227 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:47,794 - Rocky, was it? - Rocket. 228 00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:50,229 I had his Uncle Ned take him to the park just where you said. 229 00:13:50,296 --> 00:13:52,432 You're sure he didn't say anything to your husband? 230 00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:55,435 No, no. I promised him a great big ice cream cone 231 00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:57,170 if he could keep a secret. 232 00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,505 - Ice cream! - No, dude. Wait. 233 00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:01,941 We're supposed to stay on the... 234 00:14:04,310 --> 00:14:06,079 Give it! Give me the ice cream! 235 00:14:11,317 --> 00:14:12,752 Nap time. 236 00:14:12,885 --> 00:14:17,357 Someone want to help me with the human callous here? Anyone? A little help? 237 00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:21,761 Sally, there is something I need you to do for me 238 00:14:21,894 --> 00:14:24,397 before we go off and live happily ever after. 239 00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:28,267 Dr. Venture, anything. Just do one thing for me. 240 00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:34,307 Pinch me, because I must be dreaming. I can't believe you're really here! 241 00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:37,944 It's okay, lady. I see him, too! 242 00:14:38,144 --> 00:14:42,649 This is just... wrong, man, even for you. 243 00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:43,883 Look at her. 244 00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:45,918 I have watched you pull a man's eyes from his head 245 00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:48,855 and make him dance like a marionette with his own optic nerves. 246 00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:51,824 - At least I didn't break his heart. - You don't know that. 247 00:14:51,924 --> 00:14:54,894 - Access granted. - We're in, lover. 248 00:14:55,094 --> 00:14:58,031 Welcome, Mrs. Impossible. 249 00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:05,038 Funny face, this doesn't look like the basement. 250 00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:06,706 That's because it's not! 251 00:15:09,108 --> 00:15:10,243 Hello. 252 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:13,246 Pick up everything you needed at the store, honey? 253 00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:16,249 What are you doing here? You were supposed to be our rescue team. 254 00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:19,952 What do you want from me? You had super kill guy and you still got caught. 255 00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:21,421 You see, Dr. Venture, 256 00:15:21,487 --> 00:15:24,257 I found the piece your father hid in the foundation years ago. 257 00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:26,759 Then I thought about you in physics class. 258 00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:32,699 You were a daydreamer, a sass mouth, and not infrequently, a bit of a giggle puss. 259 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,468 Somehow I doubt 20 years of amphetamines and failure 260 00:15:35,568 --> 00:15:39,138 have done anything to improve that. And you see, this invention 261 00:15:39,238 --> 00:15:42,308 is simply too important to trust to someone like yourself. 262 00:15:42,508 --> 00:15:45,244 Richard? Where's Rocket? 263 00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:48,281 - Whom? - Rocket! Your son. 264 00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:50,717 I can't believe you! 265 00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:52,418 H.E.L.P.eR. Come in. H.E.L.P.eR. 266 00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:55,254 Now he's bossing my robot around! You see this? 267 00:15:55,354 --> 00:15:58,157 - You have a radio in your collar? - Of course! What kind of an idiot 268 00:15:58,257 --> 00:16:01,260 would strap his only means of emergency communication to his wrist? 269 00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:05,031 - They always tie you up. - Well, fancy schmancy! 270 00:16:05,231 --> 00:16:06,966 H.E.L.PeR, we need you to access 271 00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:09,969 the Impossible security system and get us free. 272 00:16:13,172 --> 00:16:16,175 Hello! Anyone? 273 00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:20,613 Okay, the Grand Galactic Inquisitor is coming out! 274 00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:24,050 But you are to continue to ignore me! 275 00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:26,185 Okay? 276 00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:29,555 All right! I'm taking that as a yes! 277 00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:34,427 Hello? 278 00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:38,931 Someone left a baby! 279 00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:44,103 Ignore me! 280 00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:47,640 Halt! Identify yourself. 281 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:51,310 How do you even know he's mine?! The way you alley cat around 282 00:16:51,377 --> 00:16:54,180 with every washed-up scientist who blows through town. 283 00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:56,015 Three. 284 00:16:56,215 --> 00:16:57,583 Two. 285 00:16:57,784 --> 00:16:58,785 One. 286 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:00,920 Engage. 287 00:17:02,922 --> 00:17:06,192 He's out there somewhere! You have to do something! 288 00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:10,696 - Stop working on that and do something! - Sally, please! This is important. 289 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:14,433 What could be more important than your family, Richard?! 290 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,704 Science? 291 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:21,374 Of all the intolerable bug-a-boos! 292 00:17:21,507 --> 00:17:24,343 Gentlemen, this is a family discussion. 293 00:17:26,245 --> 00:17:29,081 You have no idea who you're dealing with, do you?! 294 00:17:29,248 --> 00:17:32,285 I am Professor Richard Impossible! 295 00:17:32,418 --> 00:17:34,353 I can do this... 296 00:17:35,087 --> 00:17:36,556 No, no, no! 297 00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:39,091 Holy crap! 298 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,105 Man overboard! 299 00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:05,585 Go! Go! Go! 300 00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:13,392 Wait. Limited seating. 301 00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:35,448 Good news, sample subjects of Earth! 302 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:38,618 The glorious moment of judgment is upon you! 303 00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:42,388 - Hey, it's 8.20 on the meter, Stretch! - Ignore me! 304 00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:45,258 - Who the hell is that? - Long story. Just ignore him. 305 00:18:53,032 --> 00:18:54,267 Papa? 306 00:19:05,111 --> 00:19:07,546 Wait a minute. Where are you going? 307 00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:10,283 - Where you can't follow, Rusty. - Don't go. 308 00:19:10,349 --> 00:19:13,119 There's so much I want to ask you, so many unanswered questions. 309 00:19:13,219 --> 00:19:15,788 Like, what's that big yellow thing in Pop's lab do? 310 00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:18,658 And if you drop a penny from the Empire State Building, 311 00:19:18,724 --> 00:19:20,226 does it go through your body or... 312 00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:23,095 Quiet. I'm trying to have a family moment here. 313 00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:25,131 Where have you been for the past 20 years?! 314 00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:30,369 Why haven't you contacted me? How can you just leave me all alone? 315 00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:35,508 Rusty. You were never alone. Those stars... 316 00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:38,644 Well, okay, you can't see them right now because we're in the city, 317 00:19:38,744 --> 00:19:42,748 but those stars, they're always watching us. 318 00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:46,352 - Wait! Stay with us! - Yes, please, stay. 319 00:19:46,552 --> 00:19:49,789 I'm your other son. We've never met. 320 00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:53,693 All right. Look, I'm not really your father, okay? 321 00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:56,562 I'm an alien sent here at this appointed time to kill that guy 322 00:19:56,662 --> 00:19:59,098 because he would have destroyed all life as you know it. 323 00:19:59,298 --> 00:20:01,200 - What?! - I took the form of your dad 324 00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:03,703 because I figured it would be easier to accept. 325 00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:08,341 I didn't want to stress you out. End of the world, life on other planets... 326 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:11,877 Why... you... son of a bitch! 327 00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:13,913 Do you know what you just put me through?! 328 00:20:14,023 --> 00:20:15,514 What the [bleep] were you thinking? 329 00:20:15,614 --> 00:20:17,516 What kind of [bleep]-ed up planet are you from 330 00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:20,319 where you think showing up as my dead [bleep]-ing father 331 00:20:20,419 --> 00:20:22,321 is supposed to make me feel any better?! 332 00:20:22,488 --> 00:20:24,390 - Okay, take it easy. - You prick! 333 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,492 Look, I just saved your entire planet. 334 00:20:26,692 --> 00:20:29,362 - Prick! - All right. Fine. You wanna see? Here! 335 00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:35,801 There! That would've been better? If I'd shown up like that out of nowhere?! 336 00:20:35,868 --> 00:20:38,337 Look at you! You practically crapped your pants. 337 00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:40,172 Except him. He crapped his pants! 338 00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:44,210 We know what we're doing up there, okay? So don't second guess me. 339 00:20:44,443 --> 00:20:47,546 Just get in your little plane, go back to your little lives 340 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:50,349 and thank your lucky stars someone in this universe 341 00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:53,753 is looking out for you! Ungrateful little half-monkeys! 342 00:20:55,054 --> 00:20:56,589 - Bye. - Whatever. 343 00:20:58,657 --> 00:21:01,827 Great. So we haul ass all over the world, almost got ourselves killed, 344 00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:03,629 and now, nothing to show for it. 345 00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:08,067 - Not even gas money. - We did kinda, like, save the world. 346 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,970 - I guess. - And that big guy finally shut up. 347 00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:13,739 And we worked together, like a family. 348 00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:15,641 Go, Team Venture! 349 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:47,139 Life among the stars. 350 00:21:47,273 --> 00:21:50,042 Pretty amazing stuff, eh, captain? 351 00:21:50,109 --> 00:21:51,444 Yippers, boss. 352 00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:55,081 I'm sorry. Rocket, no. He likes you. 353 00:21:55,181 --> 00:21:58,284 - Oh, I'm sorry. - Sally Impossible! 354 00:21:58,451 --> 00:22:00,820 - Have we met before? - Not that you know of. 355 00:22:01,053 --> 00:22:04,156 I'm Jonas. Jonas Venture Jr. 356 00:22:04,256 --> 00:22:07,193 You can call me JJ... if you like. 357 00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:08,727 I like. 358 00:22:09,728 --> 00:22:12,932 You can almost hear the old humpbacks a'callin'. 359 00:22:13,032 --> 00:22:14,266 Yep. 360 00:22:14,433 --> 00:22:15,835 We better get moving, Brock. 361 00:22:15,935 --> 00:22:18,437 You know how clingy old skull face over there can get. 362 00:22:18,537 --> 00:22:22,241 - And I likes my independence. - It's pretty f'd up, man. 363 00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:26,078 Don't tell me you were sucked in by all that "You're not alone" crap, too? 364 00:22:26,145 --> 00:22:31,050 I've seen some weird stuff in my life, but this... 365 00:22:31,117 --> 00:22:32,551 Yeah. 366 00:22:33,486 --> 00:22:35,154 Should we help him? 367 00:22:35,204 --> 00:22:39,754 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0